I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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