oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Is Oprah even human
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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