HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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