She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
whose parrot is this?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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