well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
My life is pants optional.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
