I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
