think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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