Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Duck Duck Cougar?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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