She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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