shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
It's just like the Real World with babies
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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