At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
So squirting runs in the family.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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