these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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