The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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