Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
