if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I puked a lego.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
