I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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