have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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