Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
They took my balls.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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