at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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