so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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