so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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