awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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