so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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