don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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