I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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