Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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