How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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