I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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