He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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