just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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