i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
