are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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