Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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