I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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