I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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