either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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