Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
there is puke in my bra ... again
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