Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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