also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
