I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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