Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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