When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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