I don't think brook has ever known best
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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