so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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