I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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