what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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