yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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