did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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