The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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