But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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