I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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