took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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