I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
one might say we're banned from that church
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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