you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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