i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
