Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
